Dear Monster Under My Bed

Dear Monster Underneath My Cozy Bed

We've known each other for a very long time, since about the time I was six and in kindergarten and I heard about the Chicken Flu in China and I got scared because I thought it was under my bed so I used my Giant Simba to protect me. You remember that, don't you?

Good memories eh?

I'm sorry to say that we did indeed give away Giant Simba to charity along with Giant Donkey(that dude from Shrek). I regret it so deeply now. 

Anyways I need to update you on this thing called my life.

I'm a teenager now and Monster Underneath My Bed, I'm a Intellectual Bad-ass aka a Nerdfighter.

In fact, Monster, I'm going to Summer school at the moment so I can be prepped for this up-coming school year. It goes from 8:30 to 12:00 pm and I made some friends who seem interesting  and witty so I hang out with them during lunch and free period. The classes seem pretty easy compared to the hell I get put through during the school year. Yeah I cuss now Monster Under My Bed. Got a Problem with it?

Anyways I do have two main classes, Math and English. I love my Math Teacher because he's funny and he wears awesome Bermuda shorts but I have this issue about my English teacher.

He looks like one of old men with the squinty eyes and the really round nose that resembles a tomato. He's pretty loud too.

But he seems nice.

And the other day while I was waiting for my ride, across from where I was sitting there was this kid with dark skin and he was talking on his phone which seems like a normal thing I know. I own a cellular phone that is current with this Generation.

Anyways, I watched him for a few minutes in a non-stalkerish way because I didn't know him and I wondered why he was being quiet even thought he was clearly on the phone. I got bored so I went back to Reading my book which was Jaclyn Moriarty's The Year of Secret Assignments which is a brilliant read.

Then maybe an half-an-hour later I looked up to see him still there TALKING ON HIS PHONE! I was absolutely kind of like "really? Like enough Americans use cell phones as it is". Oh how witty I am.

Oh yeah I wait about two hours approximate for a ride because my sister is doing a Lacrosse camp at the same school where I am attending Summer school and she gets out at 2:30 so I'm stuck sitting on a wood bench and reading or doing homework till 2:30.

I'll write you again soon, Monster

Love Owl

Book Reviews?

So I've been thinking lately..Is it time that I started to do book reviews as apart of my regular blog postings and I need some feeback.
Feedback makes me think that people like to read this blog. I've had it around for a few years, kind of abandoning it for a two years, and here I am now, writing in this blog again. And I like making book reviews on youtube. So maybw it's time I put those type of reviews into the written word.

Feedback would be much appreciated. And even if no one tells me, I think I will still do it.

If people say Yay for Book Reviews, My first review will be Marked by P.C and Kristen Cast.

DFTBA
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So Close to Freedom

So besides this big epihany that our new generation is growing up on Hannah Montana, High School Musical, and UP  and that they missed out on Animaniacs, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and the old school Pokemon, I've come to realize that I'm so close to getting out of school for the Summer.

-looks around-
I'm pretty sure it's safe so...

HUZZAH! FREEDOM!

I'm rather happy that school is almost over because next year is my final year of middle school and then I'm off to High School. I might actually shed a tear next Tuesday which will be my final half-day at school. Then  when fall comes around, it's Eighth grade time.

Now question: How much more school/hell do you have to go through before you are done,finished, etc?
Tell me in the comments.

Ninja Jasper is Happy too.