The Top Ten Things I Would Do If I Was a Famous Author

So I've been wanting to post this for the longest time so here we go. I want and I hope to be an Author when I'm older (Like when I'm 19 or 20) and I decided to make a list of the stuff I want to do when I am a acomplished and somewhat sucessful Author. So Here We go.

1. Buy a Gnome Statue
2. Go to a book store and sign a bunch of copies of my book and leave little notes to readers in them, but nothing too creepy. Something like "I hope you enjoy my book"
3.  Have a friend post an draft of one of my novels in a popular character's perspective secretly and see what happens
4. Have a dance party when the Publisher send the first copies of my book with my dog
5. Go into the Fan Forums and post a bunch of secrets about characters under a different username
6. Buy another Gnome statue
7. Pig out on junk food and host a BlogTv Show about my book
8. Get a Facebook
9. Buy a ton books that I have been meaning to buy and read but never had the time to do or didn't have the money
10. Win Nanowrimo

This list might be alittle lame but this is the stuff I want to do. Please don't judge me.
Now all I've gotta do is write the book.
DFTBA
-Bridge