Bree Tanner Has a Short Life.(Review)

As you know or may not, I am a Twilighter.
And if you cannot understand what a Twilighter is or basically live in a hole or are basically illiterate then stop reading now for you have a serious mental condition that should be treated and should not be reading my blog as much as I love when people besides me actually read it.
But I digress.

Bree Tanner is a girl, who if you didn't know is a newborn vampire who was created to be apart of a newborn vampire who plan to attack the Cullen family and Bella Swan, who will hereby be refered as Human Pet in any blog situation from now on
When Bree Tanner was introduced to my reading loving eyes in Eclispe, I just thought she was a silly newborn who was smart to surrender. I was kind of busy imagining myself in the movie as her because that would have been really cool, so you can tell I didn't pay much attention to the character and her small role in the book. I was also more focused on what was going on between Eddie who will now be known as Sparkles, and Human Pet. Plus the Fabu Cullens. They are pretty cool.
Anyways..
Enter the Second Short Life of Bree Tanner, which is a 178 page novella, pretty short but full of awesome.
And during my two hour period of reading, I realized just as many people who read these Twilight Books, that Bree Tanner is a completely different perspective from the old whiney "Why won't you change me?" "I love you forever and ever and ever so please do the nasty with me" "I want you even if it's dangerous because I like danger and blah blah blah" "OW I CUT MYSELF! BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE! KEEP JASPER AWAY" that has grown into Bella's mind. It's got this lovely thing called personality and we get to see life of a type of newborn vampire who although is more humane and intelligent than her "colleagues" are. Infact her "colleagues" are the common newborn vampires, you know insane with thirst, incredibly violent and strong and not good looking because their faces are ravaged with thirst and more anger.  Lovely little monsters if you ask me. Bree is alot like the newborns  but  she has a possibly more stable mental setting. She can think straight but it takes a few minutes to process.
There is also this dude named Diego. Diego, is what most Twi-hards would immedietly call Bree's Love Intrest. And yes I agree their would-have-been love would have been intresting to see.  But so-far out of all of the characters in this book I like Diego best. He's smart for starters. He kind of understands this new life he's been given. He's also funny. And Hot. He's like my secret prince charming who will come rescue me from the clutches of my evil stepparents who just happens to be funny, insanely hot, and SMART. THIS MEANS HE MIGHT ACTUALLY USE PROPER GRAMMAR AND SPELLING IF I WERE TO TALK TO HIM ONLINE! I wish he was real.
I like Diego.
Now as I finish my little ol' rant on my non-existant prince charming(he will appear one day), I gotta finish up the review.
BUY THIS BOOK GOSH DARNIT. BUY IT AND LOVE IT AND READ IT AND NEVER GET RID OF IT. IT DESERVES FIVE FREAKEN GOLD STARS BECAUSE IT GIVES A FRESH POINT OF VIEW AND IT"S THE POINT OF VIEW OF AN ACTUAL NEWBORN AND NOT BELLA SWAN, WHO IS PROBABLY THE WORLD"S DULLEST NEWBORN EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE LITTLE TEMPER TANTRUM ABOUT JAKEY-DEAREST IMPRINTING ON HER NEWBORN INFANT!
READ IT NOW